Beautiful Southern Ontario

Bruce Peninsula by Bastian Sander
Bruce Peninsula by Bastian Sander

I know that you might think I'm crazy to feature the article about Southern Ontario on my website because we all live here, so we as citizens have an inherent and intimate knowledge of the region. Firstly, if this is the case, I would like to ask you to be so kind as to contribute any feedback, interesting trivia, or simply something you found interesting about our beloved region. Secondly, I have to say that I'm writing this article not only for those that have been living in Southern Ontario for a long time, but also for those who've just moved here. Some of these newcomers are my clients (or hopefully will be) and I'd like to make an effort to make them feel welcome and provide them with some basic facts about their new home. Welcome to Southern Ontario, the land of lakes (bordering four of the give Great Lakes and hosting countless smaller lakes).

As is clear from the title, I must share some basic facts about this region. Southern Ontario is the southernmost region in Canada. Its total area is 139,931 square kilometres with a population over 12 million. This constitutes a density of 86 people per square kilometre, making Southern Ontario the most crowded place in Canada (take a stroll around Toronto and you'll quickly appreciate this bitter truth).

Southern Ontario has been a part of the province of Ontario since its establishment at Confederation in 1867. In comparison, having previously formed the colony of Upper Canada, a large portion of Northern Ontario did not become part of Ontario until 1912. Nowadays, only 8 per cent of the population of Ontario lives in northern part of the province, while the remaining 92 per cent live in the almost eight times smaller southern part. To be honest, I never realized this before I started to write this article.

Interesting Pieces of the Region's History

On the Road by Bastian Sander
On the Road by Bastian Sander

Southern Ontario is where many battles took place during the War of 1812, and it was a major destination for escaping slaves using the underground railroad. The system, developed in the time of slavery, consisted of a network of secret routes and passages that led to safe houses outside the United States. The escape, however, was no easy job: with U.S. marshals and bounty hunters/slave catchers behind their backs, escaping slaves travelled in groups of two to three people, on foot, horse, or by wagon. The system was called the underground railroad to keep it secret and because it's a fitting metaphor. According to Blight's book Passages to Freedom: The Underground Railroad in History and Memory,:

  • Slaves would obtain a "ticket"
  • Escaped slaves were referred to as "passengers" or "cargo"
  • "Station masters" hid slaves in their homes
  • Financial benefactors of the railroad were known as "stockholders"
  • People who helped slaves find the railroad were "agents" (or "shepherds")
  • Guides were known as "conductors"
  • Free or escaped former slaves, and sometimes white people, that helped guide fugitives were "abductors"
  • Hiding places were "stations"

Following the enactment of Prohibition in the United States in 1919, Southern Ontario immediately became a hotbed of smuggling all kinds of alcohol across the border. I'm not a smuggler, but I can see why, with its easy access to the lakes and proximity to the border. A friend of me told me that she wouldn't expect this of us Canadians. Well, even though Canadians are widely known for being extremely nice, that doesn't mean that we wouldn't smuggle a bottle or two to our friends in the U.S. We simply wanted to be Canadian: to be nice and provide our dear neighbours with a bit of alcohol to enjoy after dinner, while turning the ridiculous rules of the U.S. government to our benefit at the same time (not much has changed since, has it?).


Niagara Falls by Artur Staszewski
Niagara Falls by Artur Staszewski

One of the biggest attractions Southern Ontario can offer is naturally Niagara Falls, the sixth most visited place in the world. But they are outranked by Disneyland in Florida… it's kind of lame to be beaten by Mickey Mouse. They attract more than 14 million tourists each year. Toronto is also ranked among the 20 most visited cities by international tourists, bringing over 4 million tourists to the region annually.

Ottawa is the most visited city in Canada by domestic tourists, attracting almost 7 million Canadians per year. Have you ever been to Ottawa? I bet you have. Everyone's parents fired up the family car and took us to see the city when we were kids. The most impressive thing I remember from the trip was the Ottawa Senators arena. The hockey team remained the symbol of the city for me even after their rather scary mascot Spartacat almost ran over me a few years ago when I visited Ottawa again.


Hockey fans by s yume
Hockey fans by s.yume

Southern Ontario is home to several professional sports teams, but hockey is the most favoured sport of all, as most Canadians seem to believe we are the chosen nation to chase an object around the ice with sticks. The teams include the aforementioned Ottawa Senators, but most importantly, the Toronto Maple Leafs with the merciless Randy Carlyle as head coach.

The region also hosts the Canadian Open in golf and Canada Masters in tennis. I can recommend the Canadian open golf tournament; I've visited it a couple of times and I always had a really good time. The tournament was founded in 1904 by the Royal Canadian Golf Association. It has been played each year ever since, excepting some years during WWI and WWII. The Canadian Open is the 4th oldest tournament in professional golf after The Open Championship, the U.S. Open, and the Western Open, making Southern Ontario one of the cradles of golf and consequently also one of the cradles of modern-day snobbery.


However, sport isn't the regions most loved quality. I've already mentioned the famous Niagara Falls, but there is so much more natural beauty that Southern Ontario can offer. I highly recommend you pay a visit to our breathtaking national parks, including Pukaskwa, Bruce Peninsula, Point Pelee, and Georgian Bay Islands. (You can find guides to each of these parks in the links). My favourite is definitely Georgian Bay Islands National Park, in particular, Beausoleil Island. The island is eight kilometres long and the largest of the islands of the park. It offers camping, docking, heritage education programs, and hiking trails — basically everything that city kids like me need to feel the heart-throbbing adventure of leaving your favourite café and psychoanalyst far behind and setting off towards the wilderness.

Beausoleil Island hosts the seldom seen Eastern Massasauga rattlesnake, the only Ontario snake whose venom is dangerous to humans. The island's bedrock and wetland environment is also rich in many other species of amphibians, turtles, and snakes. Some artifacts no younger than 7,000 years old have been found here. The remains of ancient tools and pottery show that the island was probably used as a summer camp by early hunting and gathering cultures (old fellas knew how to choose a summer house!). The Chippewas of Lake Huron and Lake Simcoe came here in 1842. Because the soil on the island was unsuitable for cultivation, they settled on the Christian Islands, where a reserve was formed in the 1850s.

Wilsons by Matt MacGillivray
Wilsons by Matt MacGillivray


The area sponsors many internationally renowned festivals and events. If you like Caribbean rhythms, you should definitely pay a visit to the Caribana Scotiabank Caribbean Festival in Toronto. The festival usually takes place at the end of July and beginning of August, and it's been continuously held for over 40 years. The climax of the festival takes place at the lakeshore, and it's one of the most exciting things Toronto can offer. The festival is not only about dance and music, but also Caribbean food and jewellery, and of course, amazing outfits. I can guarantee that you'll forget that you're actually in Canada for a while.

Another one of the must-see events in Southern Ontario is the Stratford Shakespeare Festival, our annual celebration of theatre running from April to November, with a calendar full of exciting theatre pieces performed by some of the best theatre groups in the country.

If you're interested in film, you simply have to visit the world-famous Toronto International Film Festival! This is just a small selection of the festivals I really enjoy and we'll be bringing more festivals that are simply a must in Southern Ontario shortly.


Southern Ontario has a humid, continental climate. You can comfortably wear short sleeves and flip-flops in the summer; however, you have to keep in mind that although it can get really warm, Southern Ontario is no California. This is especially true when it comes to winter, and this is a very special warning for all those who come from a warmer south that comes from my cold-hating heart: buy a lot of winter clothes! The highest measured temperature in Southern Ontario ever was 52°C (I wish that we could get at least 35°C on a regular basis). During the coldest days, winter temperatures on occasion drop below -30°C. Again, if you're from California, Spain, Mexico, Portugal, you'd better buy winter expedition clothes!

The summer months can bring some surprising occurrences of tornadoes, but as to the extreme weather, thunderstorms come to the region far more often, leaving flood damage. However, the region has been quite successful in preventing floods from doing any serious damage.

Evening on the Lake by Brigitte Smith
Evening on the Lake by Brigitte Smith

Southern Ontario has a very different climate from the rest of the country. It is the only area of Canada that has a Carolinian forest. Thanks to this, Southern Ontario has some of the most diverse fauna and flora in the country. Some rare trees to Canada in this region include the pawpaw fruit tree, tulip tree, and Cucumber tree. The Carolinian forests of Southern Ontario have unfortunately in large part been destroyed by development, as it seems that parking lots and other beautiful concrete architectural masterpieces are generally prioritized over disorganized and economically useless forests.

Useless Fun Facts about Southern Ontario

I don't know how about you, but I always skip very important and crucial facts and focus on the most useless facts that for some reason always make me smile, if not laugh, even if their hilarity quickly fades. I compiled a selection of some facts that Google presents you when searching for Southern Ontario. They will have almost zero impact on your life and yet they got a lot of attention from the world's most intelligent search engine. Take this as a sneak-peak into the slightly absurd side of Southern Ontario.

Southern Ontario Has Its Own Literature Genre

Southern Ontario Gothic is a sub-genre of the Gothic novel genre. The term made its first appearance in Eleven Canadian Novelists by Graeme Gibson in 1973. In an interview with Timothy Findley, Gibson commented that Findley's novel The Last of the Crazy People shared similarities with the American Southern Gothic genre, to which Findley replied, "…sure, it's Southern Gothic: Southern Ontario Gothic." Among many, writers like Alice Munro, Margaret Atwood, Robertson Davies, Jane Urquhart, Marian Engel, James Reaney, and Barbara Gowdy helped create the reputation of the Souther Ontario Gothic, which totally isn't just another pointless literature genre ploy created by critics with too much time on their hands.

Southern Ontario Gothic focuses on the analysis and critique of racial, gendered, religious, political, and other social problems in a Southern Ontario context. In a review of Alice Munro's Dear Life for Quill & Quire on November 2012, literary critic James Grainger writes, "Violence, illness, and reputations ruined by a single indiscretion are accepted in Munro's secretive, repressed communities as a kind of levelling mechanism, rough justice for those who dare to strive for something finer."

Collection of the Southern Ontario Official Maps Not Intended to Provide any Specific Information

Highway 60 by Bastian Sander
Highway 60 by Bastian Sander

This particular Google result was so amusing for me that I just had to feature it. It proves that Southern Ontario is not only the region of breathtaking nature and pulsing cities, but also the region with a great talent to create absurdity. The official page of the Ministry of Transportation offers a complete set of road maps for the region, which is quite useful, you would think. However, the set also includes the warning that maps are not to be used to calculate travel expenses, as they're only intended for the quick reference. So much work and so much effort to provide maps, you can't really use as maps are generally intended. I'm so happy that my taxes are put to good use.

Souther Ontario Earthquakes Scanning Service

As unbelievable as it is, we also have earthquakes and we take them seriously. The Earthquakes Canada monitoring service has been watching them closely, reporting every single one in the area. Most of the earthquakes that occurred over the past year happened near Lakefield and Cambellford. Most were not felt, as they didn't exceed a magnitude of 2 degrees on the Richter scale, which means that they were only recorded by seismographs and your pets' nervous behaviour for a day. The strongest occurred in December, mostly in the Lakefield region, but did not cause any substantial damage. Toronto seems to be spared any earthquake-related danger so far. The largest recorded earthquake in the region was 5.6 on the Richter scale around the Cornwall area.

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